DEAR VISITOR,
you surely know us from the famous "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" book avalaible in every good libary in your universe.
Well, we were quite disappointed to play such a small part in this book, but well that writer, Douglas Adams, said nice things about us being the best cooks in the whole universe (and he's sooo right) so we're not going to complain.
If we have decided to hijack a place on this website (and not the whole site as did the "You Know Who" in the first place) it's because of the vogons. Yes, we are quite fed up with this vogon nonsense. They are never happy. You know what? We do them nice food. Did you every hear about the gluberry beef steak with nice sauce à la fleenberry cream ? Yes just the name gives you "l'eau à la bouche"... So guess what? They rather like their damn crabs !!! Crabs all the time ! And you can't even make a sauce to go with them! No it would spoil their taste, they say! Damn crabs!
They hire the best cooks in the whole galaxy and they ask us to heat their crabs in a big fire made with some special wood imported directly from their damn planet by special delivery! That's all !
So now it's time for The Dentrassi's revenge. And this time we wont just take some hitchhiker's aboard. NO, this time it's going to be OUR revolution !
Bon appétit,
THE DENTRASSI CHIEF COOK
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